Theme_Park_Throwaway

I will be there Saturday. Make sure hit up acrophobia, take a railroad trip, and check the kiddie area for good measure ;)

Yes. WAAAAAAY too many fat people come to the park thinking that "Oh well they must have fat people come all the time so there's gotta be some accommodations." Yeah, some rides fit bigger riders than others, but none of our rides (with the exception of some flat rides and other non-coaster rides) are meant to accommodate obese guests.

The worst is the arguing. People seem to think that I can just reach over to my panel and engage "fat people mode" or something. If the god damned restraint won't close around you, there's nothing I can do to fix it. Got a problem with that? Contact the ride manufacturer. Six Flags doesn't design the coasters or the units (the thing you ride in).

Not allowed to comment on that, sorry.

How do I get to the waterpark?

Are you guys open on (misc. date)

Does the train take me to the waterpark?

Will I get wet on Thunder River?

It's crazy how much poop we find. In the line, behind vending machines, in the middle of the fucking paths. Most of it can be contributed to all the feral cats running around in the park, but sometimes you can just look and tell that it was a human that did it. I sometimes wonder what the encounter would be like if I ever caught someone in the act.