The_Kwyjibo

Woah woah woah!

Are you telling me my horse lasagna might have had some old cow in it? I'm disgusted.

Hi Alex,

Do you think Josh ever feels left out because he has all his limbs?

Apologies if this has been answered, but what do you do with male calves? Are they packed up for breeding or used for veal?

Have you ever eaten a freshly born calf? (obviously once you have cooked it. Not raw like some sort of savage)

I once sat next to you on the Oxford Tube. You were on the phone talking about urban exploring- or some such- and you had some photos on your laptop that I recognised. Then you opened Facebook and I saw your name. (I wasn't stalking, I couldn't help but see)

No question really, just I think your stuff is pretty cool.

Will do, although chances of seeing you again are slim!