The_Conan_Obrien

Witcher 3, because I got to have sex on a unicorn. When that game comes out in VR, you'll never see me again.

I started dyeing it when I was 15. So I'm way ahead of the curve. My true hair color is jet black, and my real name is Blaze Falcon (I'm just babbling now).

Ah, the old classic question. I've always been a penis stegosaurus guy.

However, a close second would be a pterodactyl whose eyes are anuses.

My children. Their agents won't call me back.