The_Bald

My initial reaction was that you were asking about the effects of a properly fitting condom on someone's lifespan. But now I see.

Thanks for contributing to global warning, Mr.Farts-A-Lot!

Well now I'm imagining the voices of GLADoS and the Sniper whispering sweet nothings to one another. Adorable.

Any farts end up being longer or more intense than usual?

The world would be a much better place without violence. That being said, if you get in some dude's face and further go on to tell him his crowning achievement in life never happened and that he's a liar -- well, you can go ahead and toss any assumptions you had about that interaction posing no danger to you. Rarely do flat Earther's get in your face and make personal remarks of your character.