TheWheeledOne

(No regrets. I'm sure Sublime with Rome don't like the new video about them either.)

Hey, it needed to be said.

Little fish instead of coins, yarn balls instead of mushrooms, and scratching posts for checkpoints... I think you have catnip for Reddit in this idea.

I think it was giving it their all as a final send off for Joel. Always how I took it.

When I went to Orlando in 1996 and visited the attraction, I had the most apathetic tour guide possible. Every time the shark was about to pop out of the water, he'd already be poising for action, and would precede the 'action' moment with a loud, "OH NO HERE WE GO AGAIN!" or something similarly banal and trying to feed on the moment. Every jump moment was turned into a test of comedic timing, and by 2/3 of the trip, everyone in the boat just looked bored and irritated that they spent 3 hours waiting in line for this.

My question is -- was this by any means the normal experience, or was our guide exceptionally bad? Were you, as guides, ever graded or evaluated for your ability to perform in the show?

Thanks!