TheTurkeyStick

Hey Allen, big fan.

1st Question: Out of all your supporting character roles in Happy Madison productions, which is your favorite?

2nd question: How itchy was that beard in Happy Gilmore?

"There's only one thing better than ice cold whiskey sour on a hot Alabama night...and that's tellin' the truth."

Perfectly delivered if I do say so myself. Thanks for the response, keep up the awesome work.

Have you ever experienced anything close to the pain you had to feign in Reservoir Dogs?

What kind of software do you use?

I saw you at the Belmont racetrack about 3 years ago, did you win money that day?