TheThingy

Why is he banned?

I went to your store last time I took a vacation to California. I bought something called Brainwash Soda. I brought it home to my brother's house and opened it and accidentally got it all over the place. And the extreme blue food coloring made a mess. Then I tried the soda and it was one of the weirdest tasting things I have ever had. I didn't really like it particularly but I drank it. It turned my entire mouth blue for the rest of the day. It wasn't pleasant but it's a story I enjoy telling. All the other sodas I got from you were great though.

Anyway, if you could make a soda that doesn't exist, what would it be?