TheShroomHermit

All the foods you've mentioned are dong shaped. Why is that?

Would a backwards foot be an advantage in QWOP?

What kind of foods did they give you, and what was your favorite? It looks like the introduction of canned rations (later replaced by MREs) came out a few years after your service. Do you remember if they served anything special for Thanksgiving or Christmas?

How do you feel when the actors accidentally pronounce the same word differently?

If OP thought up the names on the companies dime, there is probably a legal obligation.