TheRomanFox

Hey Wyclef, my question is actually about The Score.

What made you & The Fugees think you could steal a track from Enya, paste a chorus from The Delfonics, then slap a few bars in between and NOT CREDIT ANYONE like it was an original song?

Furthermore, what did you say to Enya to make her not sue you guys into oblivion for stealing her music to make a profit?

Theoretically speaking, if I was violently attacking you and you soiled yourself, I would assume it was out of fear, which would play into my ego as proof I had control of your life, not as a reason to leave you alone.

The whole "soil yourself for safety" line of logic is the most pathetic and cowardly advice I have ever heard.

If you are attacked, assume that the person means to do you intense harm and resist with every ounce of your being. If you do anything less, you risk being subdued or killed anyway for crossing your fingers and hoping the madman who already has no problem hurting you will let you go if you act like a bitch.

The people who think piss and shit will deter a psychopath don't seem to realize that people who are heavily desensitized to bloody violence don't exactly have a problem with bodily fluids.

You specifically used the word "attacked," there was no mention of rape.

Would it shock you to learn that some people would enjoy watching you die more than having sex with you?

Sorry if this has already been asked, but regarding your arrest and conviction...

How did they succeed in convicting you for importing a chemical that: A) wasn't a controlled substance at the time of your arrest, and B) wasn't even the chemical you were charged with possessing?

This sounds like someone being arrested and convicted for distribution of marijuana when they were actually selling spice before it was made illegal.

I don't understand how they were able to do this to you and steal years of your life when on the surface it seems like you technically hadn't even broken any laws.

I'm the same age as you, and in 2011 I was also a heavy user of spice and other non-scheduled chemicals purely because of the fact that they weren't technically against any laws, and I wasn't willing to risk legal trouble just for a high. Seeing your post has me wondering how easily I could have ended up in prison even though I wasn't actually breaking the law.

Yes, it does, if you're not some weak suburbanite trying to convince himself that he's just as manly as a tribal warrior even though he can't hunt and doesn't lift.

If there was a poll on who was the manliest between a Maasai tribal who just spent half a year hunting, killing and consuming wild animal flesh to survive, and some random first world suburban kid who can't field dress a deer or start a fire, the suburb kid loses. The amount of Pokemon he's caught and his knowledge of Doctor Who doesn't give him extra points.