ThePyroPython

Follow up question: How difficult was it to keep quiet about the outcome? Did anyone know before it aired?

Everyone else: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?

Reddit: [screeching complaints]

Shut It!

Step 1: be attractive.

Step 2: don't be unattractive.

Subcontract him to handle all the 'nice guy' clients or people asking for pics.

You get paid, he gets paid, unsavoury clientele learn a valuable lesson and never come back.

Win. Win. Win.