ThePeoplesBard

TIL I'm very good at German sex.

You know what kind of beer I like? I like cold beer.

A man after my own heart.

Any enemy of Wells Fargo is a friend of mine. Keep doing great work, friend.

How do you deal with the long shadow cast by your role in Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked and the knowledge that your career peaked with that performance?

I wrote and recorded a song for your comment, the tale of /u/AlbinoAlex, Slayer of Pussy:

https://soundcloud.com/kavaliercalm/say-hey

^{Say Hey}

^{C - G, F - G - C
All my bros want to know
what I did to get laid.
But all I did was say, "Hey."
"Is there a trick for getting a chick?"
I only know of one way.
'Cause all I did was say, "Hey."
F - G - C
If you want a girl to go south,
just open up your mouth.}

That's how it's done, right?