TheOtherRobertEvans

1. Salamander brandy made it difficult to walk. It felt almost a smidge like what happens when you take GHB with no alcohol, and your limbs just stop working for shit.

2. I'll never smoke wild tobacco through my nose, or drink it with pee, again if I can help it.

Soma or the marijuana tent was probably the most fun.

The Bhang Lassis (sacred Hindu marijuana yoghurt drinks) were the worst. That beverage is NOT MEANT to be made with California medicinal marijuana. I learned to make it in India with their local weed and, even using less than half as much pot over in California, it turned out disastrously strong.

One time I took 30 mg of 2ci and 20 of MIPT and wound up beating a giant metal band saw in my friend's music room with a bowie knife. The knife broke in half and I grabbed the blade and just kept hammering. The sound was so intoxicating, I couldn't let it stop. There was this sensation of resonance, vibration in my skull every time I struck the saw. It was so satisfying I didn't even feel the pain, although the next morning I realized my hand was cut to shit and my friend's music room was covered in specks of blood.

Yeah, the coffee balls were AWESOME. I woke up one day, put one around my neck in a leather bag and ran a half marathon on an empty stomach. About 8 or 9 miles in I started to flag and got into the coffee balls, which had turned into more of a trail-mix type thing. It was delicious and energizing, just the right amount of fat, protein and caffeine.

I desperately want to try Umm Nyolokh, a hallucinogen made from DMT taken out of a giraffe's liver.