TheMrTrashWheel

I love Boaty McBoatface. If someone wanted to call me Trashy McTrashface I'd be okay with that too. I eat trash for a living, I’m not fancy and I don’t care about prestige.

I’m happy to report we currently have the smartest minds in trash wheel ophthalmology exploring this option. I appreciate your petition and if we can make it happen, we will.

Watching Rampart over and over again.

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Three words: Must. Love. Garbage. Seriously, though I’m an open minded trash wheel. Mostly I just want someone who gets me and someone I love and respect in return.