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M: "Son, why can't you just main a good character like Fox? Is this how I raised you?"

Jr: "Roy is art, dad. You just don't understand."

M: "What's to understand? How do you expect to support a family when you have no KO moves? And no recovery options??"

Jr: "I'm considered the best Roy in the world right now. Can't you just be proud of me?"

M: "It's very difficult for me to be proud of you when you come home and tell me you didn't even make it out of pools. Don't you see that you're wasting your life away?"

Jr: "Look, dad. I can't be you, no matter how much you want me to be. I hope one day you'll learn to accept me for the low-tier main that I am."

M: "This is just a phase-- I just hope you come to your senses before it's too late. Someday you're going to get JV 5-stocked by a campy Sheik and be left out on the streets. Do you really want to have to money match casuals in order to survive?"

Jr: "I hate you dad. I hate you."

M: "Wait, son, don't say -- I didn't mean -- I love you!"

But Junior had already slammed the door.

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Many great smash idols have come and gone throughout the years. Who would you like to see come out of retirement the most, and why?