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TheModernMortician88 karma

Hello! What are your thoughts on pros and cons of burying bodies on private land?
Also, do you feel starting natural burial grounds in order to protect land is an easy way to introduce green burial to smaller communities? Why or why not? PS- #deathpositivepup sends his luv.

TheModernMortician36 karma

best alternative... cremate then put the cremains on a boat, light it on fire, push it into the lake AND RUN LIKE HELL.

TheModernMortician26 karma

It is funny, actually. I've gotten to the point in my life where I'm not afraid to stand up to them and their bullshit. I recently sent the letter to Josh Slocum of the funeral consumers alliance and hes going to publish it. Hahaha! Thank you for following us ! Kisses from Kermit... who stinks atm... Found possum poop in the cemetery and thinks it's the best Cologne ever. I disagree.

TheModernMortician20 karma

the corporate overlords, I predict.

TheModernMortician1 karma

bad bot