TheMichaelUKnow

fuck.

whats the wierdest thing you've seen someone die from.

a friend of mine is an EMT and he went and picked up a guy who had gotten a sexual aid jammed too far into himself by his boyfriend and he couldnt get it out.

he had to be put on his belly and carted around on a gurny with a hilariously looking peak covered by a sheet.

how often are dead bodies found on the commode?

i dont wanna die on the toilet, but i probably spend about ahalf hour a day on it...

ok, when you say "a lot" do you mean, 'a troubling amount, more than one" or do you mean " a lot in that we get a dozen a year."?

Who is your favorite pornstar?

Do you believe in god?