TheMessAround

ZOLTAN!!!!!!

It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.

Any time there, Sammy.

If you were a real life Mystery Man, do you think you'd want to be the Blue Raja, or would you pick another superpower?