TheLurkerSpeaks

The key to ass is letting it rest for at least as long as it took to wash. It provides its own seasoning.

It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that, I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

Do you ever put on High Voltage really loud so that everyone can listen to Acca Dacca at Maccas?

And here we are, in an AMA about Esperanto available to an international audience, conversing in English.

Feel free to DM me

Okay, great! Your quest for sustainable meatless diet has sent you underground looking for alternative foods. You've heard of tales from adventurers of giant fungi growing in the Underdark, but no one has any reports of how well they pair with quinoa. Just as the last light from the surface disappears completely, you fall through a crack in the cavern floor. You take 5 damage. Lying prone, you are attacked by Myconid warriors! Roll for initiative!