TheLowSpark

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?

How do you like your chances?

What committees would you like to be a part of?

Where do you see yourself in five years of everything goes according to plan?

For the people who are still alive

If only there were some service which could help me accomplish this!

"Hey doc what happened to your arm?"

"I don't know, either from sleeping on it wrong or a bookmaker throwing me out of a speeding car."