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TheJoePilato3024 karma

Did R L Stine just time-travel mug a kid?

TheJoePilato2982 karma

S&M bandage

"Yeah, tear it off. TEAR IT OFF SLOWLY!"

TheJoePilato1648 karma

No way, man. Take it in a totally different direction.

"Leg? Are you kidding me? How'd you even get in here?"

I want my future Jeopardy winners to be smart, quick, and able to take a little abuse.

TheJoePilato1336 karma

What advice do you have for other world leaders?

TheJoePilato1066 karma

people aged 6 to 70 popping on the floors

How is it that you remain so calm despite having seen people of all ages exploding in your store?