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TheGravespawn1190 karma

Is Asa Akria as awesome a person as I believe she is?

TheGravespawn704 karma

Hi Gilbert. I hear that Bob Saget did some stuff in 1990. What was that again?

TheGravespawn690 karma

You might enjoy how my friend made them stop.

He came to the door in his bathrobe. In his arms was a frozen chicken he pulled out of the freezer, and he held it like a child, stroking the chicken breast.

He listened intently to what they had to say, never breaking eye contact while he rubbed the chicken until they got uncomfortable and asked if this was a bad time.

He spanked the chicken and asked if they wanted to know it's name. They declined and walked off, to which he yelled at them "HIS NAME IS BOB!"

They never returned.

TheGravespawn629 karma

Thanks for the reply.

It makes my day to know she is the hype.

TheGravespawn148 karma

Candles can.