TheGoldMustache

Adrenaline works in funny ways. I nearly died from a major blow to the head, on October 29th. My last words before surgery were "damnit I'm going to miss Halloween"

EDIT: Warning, irrelevant rant below. Do not enter unless you for some reason give a shit about my life. I am terrified of dying but in actual situations it feels different. Like, I was aware that I might die, but it just didn't seem that big a deal to me. Like, if I do, I do, and if i don't, I don't. Also, irrelevant thing. One thing I noticed is how I wanted to be treated. I hated being treated different. I refused to take the elevator, or a lighter homework load, I wanted to be independent. I always thought in these situations I would just take advantage of it, but in reality, I feel self conscious about it. It sucks when I'm told that I can't do some activity for some bullshit reason, and I know that they don't want to mess up my head. Like I appreciate it but it makes me feel like I'm made of glass or something. Same as when my dad died, I hated being told "I hope you feel better" and stuff. I get the sentiment, but it made me feel like I should be in the verge of tears at all times, when in reality I was already dealing with it pretty well. Overall I appreciated the sentiment but independence seemed to be my goal. Well, that concludes my irrelevant rant, so, continue with what you were doing I guess.

Frank is patriotic too? His presidential campaign prospects are getting stronger and stronger

Can you say "She wailed as he slowly inserted the slippery tip." with a lisp? I know it's a very odd request but can you please do it?

Can you do this too, please? "Paul Rudd and Bob Dole visited the Wacky Wet And Wild Waterpark!" And say "Wacky Wet And Wild Waterpark" like Christopher Walken. (Yeah, it's a very weird request, but I really want it, I swear it would mean the world to me!)

Why is it that despite hearing about it on Reddit constantly, I cant find a single article about it from a reputable news source? (I believe it happened but can someone link me to a good description or video of what happened?)