TheFuckNameYouWant

Just not stick penis full of sand in any hole :-)

😂😂😂 I'm dying here. This is definitely great advice. Nobody wants to be touched with a sandy penis.

That was the roughest part of the entire series for me personally. My girlfriend has fallen asleep and so we had to rewatch the episode and I had to turn away because I knew it was coming. Wow. You were great in the show and I would love to see more Sidao in the future.

"We had what Joe calls sex"

Your SO has the number 3 in his/her name? That's fuckin awesome. Sometimes I wish my last name was S7en, pronounced like "Sven", but because of the movie Se7en, that's how people would pronounce it. They would pronounce it like the number 7, fuckin idiots. Bunch of dicks.

You are awesome. Posters of you adorned my walls as a teenager in the 90's. You are an amazing talent, an stunningly beautiful.

My question is, how have you maintained the level of privacy you've seemingly maintained over your career? I mean, you see tons of celebrities all over the tabloids and being talked about for this or that reason, and while I'm sure they've stuck a few stories about you in their pages, you have largely avoided negative press. How?