TheFifthOneToBe

I’m sorry sir, our bathroom is not open to the public. However feel free to use one of the bushes in the back.

Maybe the customers are happy! My manager, not so much. We have an employee stealing cigarettes. So now the manager stares at the camera’s recordings for at least an hour every morning trying desperately to figure out who’s doing it.

I know it’s not me. I’m on Reddit all night...

Blunt Wraps for sure. During my shift overnight i sell between 20 and 40. But in a 24 hour period we sell upwards 200.

My main sources are; Reddit, Steam on my laptop, and the interactions with some of my customers. Some of them provide me with enough entertainment that I feel obliged to pay them.

I could write a book about that... I’ll just post two or three of them.

• There was this woman, presumably a stripper or exotic dancer. Who constantly (this became a daily occurrence for at least a week) would come in attempt to buy something and then ‘barter’ a discount with offers of a lap dance or ‘a night together’. She says all of this while scantly dressed and changing poses about every other word.

• I had another guy in the parking lot holding binoculars looking towards the park, i asked what he was doing and he goes ‘Spying on my wife cause i think she’s cheating on me.’ Mind you, this is a park FILLED with children.

• Then there’s the guy we call Jesus (pronounced Spanish Hesus), he comes by once a week and ALWAYS lectures whoever he can find about the rapture and how god is going to end earth once and for all because of all these teenagers and their darned cellphones. On one occasion he gave me a copy of the Bible.