TheDroopy

So sex, coffee, booze and cigarettes all cause you pain? That's literally hell.

Not sure if you're opposing buttsex or surgical opening sex.

At first I assumed he was a porn star who does porn parodies of Steve Zahn movies

I feel like you're getting stingier with your points. This is down significantly from your earlier offers of 1k and 10k. Are you simply running out or does it have to do with inflation or something?

Not clever or well-executed. Just comes off as lazy.

2/10 troll