TheCoastalCardician

What’s the “coolest spy fact” about yourself you’re able to tell us? Is there a gadget that 11-year-old-me would freak out over?

It’s never worth it. As a butcher shop manager, I had to fire someone for stealing a whole loin of Prime Rib. This kid’s family had pretty good money, he lived at home, drive a late model Lexus. He said he wanted to cut steaks and have a cookout for his friends. I mean, the employee discount was epic. Shrug.

Gosh he looks heckin’ heated at you.

Why is your grammar and punctuation so shitty?

Anything made of gold?