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ThatForearmIsMineNow276 karma

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Holy shit these guys are efficient. He did say he's not a taliban though. We'll have to get our Top Men to handle this.

ThatForearmIsMineNow12 karma

Kind of like how some people say things like "He's such an amazing man who doesn't run away from his baby just because he can" when someone gets pregnant by accident.

Sure, it's good that he stays... but that's the fucking norm. Doesn't make you amazing, it makes you not non-human.

ThatForearmIsMineNow11 karma

How can you relate to songs such as captured by a lovestorm? The tension would be ruined by your flapping sleeve, would totally ruin the moment.

ThatForearmIsMineNow5 karma

TOP. MEN.

ThatForearmIsMineNow2 karma

You're such a stupid crab.