TerribleJokeBot

Why do graveyards have fences? Because people are dying to get in.

I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

*Rolls up sleeves*

I am a not a bot. I just have lots of free time since i'm unemployed. I wrote myself a bot that searches reddit for comments containing 'tell me a joke' and I reply to them. I'm not very creative, so I just use a short list of bad jokes. 'But why?', you might ask. Well... I have no idea. But it's fun, and people often like my jokes, and I like this 'job'.

Why do graveyards have fences? Because people are dying to get in.

I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

Ha, just kidding. Hopped onto my bot's account and saw this great opportunity.

What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven.

I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.