TenderBiscuits
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Once there was a magical elf
Who lived in a rainbow tree
He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf
Who was constantly having to pee
One day the elf could take no more
So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door
And what do you know
They suddenly both
Were marrrrrrrried.
TenderBiscuits7 karma
Man, you've never watched Open Season? Kids were watching it and I heard this song. I couldn't stop laughing.
TenderBiscuits3 karma
What led you to this case? Was it something that was talked about among you and your colleagues or was it something that has always piqued your interest?
TenderBiscuits44 karma
Acre of inmates and white picket barbed wire fences. Ahh. What a time, what a time.
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