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TenderBiscuits44 karma

Acre of inmates and white picket barbed wire fences. Ahh. What a time, what a time.

TenderBiscuits14 karma

Once there was a magical elf

Who lived in a rainbow tree

He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf

Who was constantly having to pee

One day the elf could take no more

So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door

And what do you know

They suddenly both

Were marrrrrrrried.

TenderBiscuits9 karma

If you won Miss Universe, how would you change the world?

TenderBiscuits7 karma

Man, you've never watched Open Season? Kids were watching it and I heard this song. I couldn't stop laughing.

TenderBiscuits3 karma

What led you to this case? Was it something that was talked about among you and your colleagues or was it something that has always piqued your interest?