TemporaryBoyfriend

Surely if you feign ignorance of their language, but listen in, that gives you the advantage... right?

How’d you get the shit out of your britches?

No single turd feels that it’s responsible for the shitstorm.

It's not free when all they send you is shit to buy.

In countries where digital identities are used, if your credentials are compromised, you just head to the local government office with your physical ID, and they hand you a new USB stick with your cryptogrpaphic certificates / keys, and from that point forward, the old ones are invalid and useless.