Televisions_Frank

LMAO

We'd be better off as a society if raising a drug's price by 50 fold overnight was punished with jail time. The Feds are just too chickenshit to go after anyone bigger, but make no mistake, Shkreli deserved what he got.

Private death panels are more trustworthy than government death panels I guess?

These people are too easily manipulated to realize the government has an interest in you being healthy. Healthy, working people provide tax dollars. Healthy, elderly people use less tax dollars. It's win/win for the government if you're healthy and getting regular checkups to catch shit early.

Not Frank. =(

Ugh, the internet has ruined me and I can't help thinking, "You forgot Poland!" You also forgot a breast, God.

Thanks for teaching me something new today. Here's to everything turning out right for ya, lady.

(now excuse me while I look up why it's called Poland syndrome and not Amazonian syndrome)

Hi, Al!

During the early ‘90s the quality of music in popular culture felt to me to be… well, complete crap. Was there ever a year you felt that there was nothing worthwhile to parody?

(P.S. Don’t wear your Close Personal Friend Of Al hat while on a Go Kart track that’s a wannabe roller coaster. You will lose it.)