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BUT WHAT IF IT SOAKED THROUGH???

Well he is not a single cell organism so mitosis is unlikely.

Nuclear power is dangerous. Accidents like Chernobyl and Fukushima create contaminated zones unfit for human settlement. They said Chernobyl was a fluke, until Fukushima happened just 5 years ago.

The problem with both of those examples is both were fundamentally flawed. Chernobyl was a poor design with no containment towers and gross incompetence in running a safety test.

Fukushima was a safe design that was implemented poorly: in a region with known tsunamis, they put backup equipment in the basement and built the sea walls too low. And now Germany is abandoning nuclear power (because we all know Germany is know for earthquakes and tsunamis).

Three Mile Island is a testament that if you design it well enough and respond correctly, you can avert absolute environmental catastrophe.

To be fair, Tex-Mex is its own thing, and can still be very good when done right.

The problem is too many people don't realize that it isn't true Mexican.

And she's dead!