TeddyHansen

Judas Priest, man. We get some weird shit at 2 in the morning. Off the top of my head, here are a couple:

•Guy who keeps mistaking us for KFC (our building is about 60 feet away from one) and argues with us when we tell him he's in the wrong drive thru

•Guy last week who thought happy hour was 2am, not 2pm (again, he argued)

•Woman who ordered 4 XXL Grilled Stuft Burritos and paid for them in nickels and dimes, a whole fucking ziploc of them. She started crying halfway through her order. Not sure what the fuck was going on there, but I felt bad for her.

Surprisingly (or maybe not), stoned people make really good customers. They're mellow a lot of the time, and they become regulars more often than not.

In his defense, our drive thru speakers are shitty as balls

This same fucking guy comes in once a week asking for 2 taco 12 packs with all soft tacos with no beef, no lettuce, no cheese. He shows up at midnight and pays almost 30 bucks for a bag of 24 tortillas. Hell if I know.

No, you're in the right state though.

Not old enough. Never blazed. I may try it one day.