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And I need the intro video to begin with "Hahaha, let me show you my features."

You're telling me that by studying the two topics I WANT to study in college, I have a shot at the career I WANT to be in?!

I wish I could put into words just how happy I am right now.

I'd be willing to pay for a month or two.

Everyone on reddit is Kevin's assistant except you.

Are you implying that the ass wiping robot isn't a breakthrough in modern lifestyle technology?