Targoloid

You gain the ability to transform yourself into a particular animal once per day for 30 minutes, whenever you want to. When you are in animal form you have no control over your actions, you act as the animal you turn into and have no recollection of the 30 minutes when you revert to human form.

What animal do you choose to turn into and why?

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Which drug do you predict will be legalized after marijuana has become globally accepted?