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Tamparockout171403 karma

So Zach is typing for you?

Tamparockout17155 karma

Holy shit man, you bring in more than my store brings in a month, and we sell diamonds...

I remember working at a grocery store over Christmas, thanksgiving and easter and on the busiest days of the year we'd bring in $10,00/hour.

Then when I worked at Moe's our busiest days were maybe $4,000/day.

Tamparockout1712 karma

Oh man please be a spinoff of your scene from Movie 43.

A whole movie about you trying to find the worlds best shit cocktail, so you can unload all over your adoring wife.

Tamparockout1710 karma

That's insane. Considering the store I worked in was the busiest store in our whole company.

Fuck man if I had to get carts for $1,000,000 worth of customers I'd have quit way earlier.

Tamparockout179 karma

Depends. You could easily spend $15,000 on one diamond, and only $10,000 a year on groceries.