TahoeTweezer

Don't you know? Everyone is innocent in Shawshank.

Just got chills when I realized that "The Shawshank Redemption" came out just one year before you went to prison. That was a looooong time ago. I can't imagine going through what you went through and am impressed with your fortitude.

Has he caught a squirrel with his bare hands for you guys yet? Make him do it as a rookie thing if he hasn't yet.

Rogan would be epic

Very PC answer, you motor boating son of a bitch.