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I hope you don't die Ryan.

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A follow-up question: Depressing comic week, does it make you guys sad? Because it makes me guys sad.

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"And we're about to speak to Aaron Paul here, star of AMC's hit show the Breaking Bad, live from the carpet. What are you wearing, Aaron?"

"The universe."

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He dreams of the day they bring in the patient who was involved in the hot pork dinner incident.

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Harrison Ford doesn't travel to star in films; films travel to star him.