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Suppose I'm an eccentric billionaire and pay for everything to do it, absolve liability and overpay through the nose for uh, 18" height increase.

How badly is this gonna hurt. What's likely to fail?

The cost may not be so difficult to absorb as you think. If those officers are already intended to be employed that day, it's merely a reallocation of already dedicated resources.

Oh and it's a sorta plush gig escorting a weird foreigner through the city, bet most of the precinct would want that duty as it's a novelty.

How can it be legal for a court case to be settled based on information unavailable to one side of the debate? That based on my laymen's knowledge of law would be a violation of some sort.

You ordered the saws from home depot right?

Right that makes total sense, but in a hypothetical no safety "push it to the point of failure" scenario where would things go wrong?

I imagine strained muscles, snapped tendons/ligaments, maybe uh, bone weakness?