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I'm uh... president of our local chess club. Wanna bone?

Would "cock pocket" be better?

Were you actually born without the lower half of your arm, or did it need to be removed?
I know someone who was born with a stump just below his elbow, and vestigal fingers. He's a seriously impressive guy - architect, softball player, and better on a motorbike than I'll ever be.

Any idea whether the deafness and lack of taste will be permanent?

Would you name it "You're my boy"?