THROWAWAY-PI

Oh yeah.. I'm dedicated to my job son.

I've been thinking about this one for an hour now! Hmmm.. So many stories...

The most interesting for me would have to be one involving gay men, because it breaks the monotony of doing and saying the same things over and over just to a different woman. This is the story of my first ever "gay bait" experience...

The guy who hired me had been living with his boyfriend for 2 years. He had to go out of town for business for like 4 months on a job, and he was very suspicious that his boyfriend was going out and whoring around. So he told me where he worked (bartender) and sent me in after him..

I went into the bar. It was a normal straight bar, kinda slow at the time. So I sat right at the bar in front of him and just started drinking and talking and being super friendly. I made sure to make a lot of eye contact and smiled a lot right at him. It worked.

He invited me out that night to a place called the "Dallas Eagle", and oh my god was it gay.. I had never been in a gay bar and this dude threw me right into the lions den. I almost didn't know what to do.. Guys were half naked, hitting on me right and left, old men with raging Viagra boners.. But I just put my game face on and danced and drank and partied for like 2 hours. Then I made up an excuse for having to leave suddenly, but told him I really needed to see him again soon. This set the stage for about a week worth of sexting and flirting and sending cock pics back and forth.

Long story short.. I got all the proof I needed for the out of town boyfriend and filed it all away as just another job well done!

60 year old guy had a 30 year old alcoholic wife. They had way too much fucking money. She was smoking hot and he knew that she just got wasted all the time and slept around. I agreed to wear a mic to record our conversation in person (very rare)..

I approached her at this martini bar she always went to and she was half drunk already when I walked in at 8pm. She was with a girlfriend and they were both scanning the place for guys. I started buying them drinks and talking and flirting.. Soon enough her friend left with a guy and she took me over to a booth (we were at the bar until now)..

She started spreading her legs and showing me her pussy. She had a dress on with no panties. She had been talking dirty and obviously flirting anyway before this point, but my job was to get as much proof on the mic as possible. So I said something like "what do you want me to do with that?" to which she boldly replied "I want you to fuck it".. So this kick started a very, very graphic dirty conversation.

I had all the evidence I needed, so I got her number, said I had to leave, and told her to text me some naked pics and I promised we would meet up again the following night. She said everything in the book to get me to take her home and fuck her. I swear to God it was the hardest thing I ever did turning this woman down! Wow she was hot. She kept saying I could fuck her in her ass and do anything to her. Crazy...

I doubt it.. The most I could hope for is a 3some.. It's not gay if it's in a 3-way!

No I do not have a girlfriend.. This job has ruined the thought of a happy relationship for me.. I know that sounds sad, but am still a very happy person!