Sysiphuslove

Hoes are willing to help out on this one too.

They like them young. They still have hot blood, they'll still do what they're told if it's shouted at them. They don't have set opinions about the world yet. They're easier to control and they can fight and work much longer. If you get them young, you've probably got them for life.

I don't think they should allow it either.

That is not morbid at all, that's a very honorable and meaningful way to say goodbye. It's all the more meaningful for how hard it was.

Okay Carlson, here's your mail...uh...wait, what is this? Now just a minute here, what's that under the glue strip?

Oh, you son of a bitch. Another XBox? At least you're taking them through the post now instead of hiding them up your ass.

I saw that too...the fuck...?

At a stroke, the one thing that women had going for them has been taken away, the one respect in which they had the last laugh over their husbands and lovers.

Yeah, that was the one thing I had going for me. Whatever shall I do now that I can't fuck the bad boys bareback and foist their wailing product upon the nearest bright-faced college boy, the sucker husbands and lovers it is my sole goal to plow through and ruin? My one, single, shining point of light in a black world bereft of betrayal and petty maliciousness, stolen from me by DNA testing!

How shall I exercise my evil now? How can I make the moral foremother of my entire gender proud, how can I look upon my poster of Her Most Glamorous Majesty Madame Hitler with a clear heart now that DNA has foiled my most treasured schemes?