Swibblestein

Has an ostrich ever tried to bang you? Or, alternatively, did an Ostrich ever try to get you to bang her?

If yes, were you flattered?

What the hell is wrong with you?

We have trained rats here saving people's lives by uncovering landmines, and your response is "darn, I wish they all exploded and died."

And what's worse, you said this to one of the people who worked closely with these rats. Even if you don't care about other living beings, you're still a jerk.

Yeah, you become unable to weed out the bad ones from the good ones. You still get brownie points for trying, but you look like a dope. Really though, if you're friends are letting you smoke and pun, they should take joint responsibility.

But then look at me. I've never smoked, and yet here I'm making all these terrible puns. I'm the pot calling the kettle black.