Sweet_Baby_Cheezus

Can you use my joke in a script? I've always wanted to see it.

Scene one: Prof: Misty, after looking at your grades, I don't see anyway you'll ever pass this class.

Woman: Oh Professor Johnson, please let me pass... I'll do anything.

Prof: Anything you say...

Scene 2: Misty at a desk with a book open. "Goddamn it, I can't believe Professor Johnson is making me write a ten pages for extra credit, while he fucks the librarian"

It can also be a delivery guy who comes inside for a tip and the woman hands him a check,or a pool boy whose asked to cool off in the cabana and then gets a bottle of water. I've just always thought it'd be hilarious for one of these porn set-ups to play out like they would in real life.

Holy shit, I was thinking it'd be a great 1 note joke but you might have a whole move here.

Bad Luck Brianna XXX

Failing in school, so her professor gives her EC while fucking the Librarian. Food guy comes and says I need to open a can of tuna. Then goes and gets blown by the lunch lady while looking for a can opener. Annoyed she goes to her babysitting job, where the husband and wife are celebrating their anniversary with a threesome and just happen to want her to...watch the kids while the hooker comes over. After they finish, she drives home, where she gets in a fender bender. The big black cop comes over, says there's only one thing you can do to avoid trouble...hold my pants while I screw this nurse in the back of the ambulance I called for.

Goes home fingers herself, in front of her camera while whispering, "reddit, at least you appreciate me."

This will be the one porn I will actually pay for.

Hold up partial Mickey head as a warning to all other Disney characters who would defy you and your all-powerful magic wand

Not a catholic but in Matthew 16:18 Jesus says to Peter

"And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."

Catholics consider Peter to be the founder of the Christian church and the first Pope. The chair that the Pope sits on is called the "Throne of St. Peter".

Yeah, well Transformers 4 cost $210 million and made $1.09 billion so it's obviously a great movie!