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First, I'd like like to thank you for making fat people happy.

Second, do you invent your own sandwiches? Like a Big Mac using Quarter Pounder patties or a double McChicken.

What is the effect the 24-hour news channels have on the media and the public in general. Does it exacerbate public anxiety after a national tragedy or ease it.

Of course they're short-tempered. Their only joy in life is delayed momentarily.

Intereating. I never expected Fakexican at McD's.

Any angry or funny customer stories?

I just slap the McChicken in there bread and all. It tastes like victory and shame at the same time. I wash it down with a tallboy of Moutain Dew just to go full on 'Merican with it.

I never have McGangbangs in my mouth without protection.