SuperFat_Jellyfish

Ok complete ignorance of those things here. IF they're not suppose to do sexual things, what are these booths' intended purpose??

hostel=/= hotel, I really doubt he has a uniform....

So. You're an actual Innkeeper?
I assume you are portuguese, do you have latent passion for masonry? Did you do any construction work before that? Btw I gotta say that proof: not sure how it proves you work in an hostel.

pretty sure I was thinking Alfama, that rings a bell.

I am starting to think that food is the one thing that could make me want to travel the most.

Don't you have some sort of document saying that this is an hostel and not just an house? well I would understand most of it is confidential.

bonus question, do you provide your guests with complementary pastel de nata? (I remember two things in portuguese, pastel de nata and patatas fritas)