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SuccumbedToReddit370 karma

Maybe because he could break the glass and slit his wrist with it?

SuccumbedToReddit109 karma

Bingo, this ìs their attempt at making more money.

But the way things are going I don't think they're gaining a lot of customers.

SuccumbedToReddit102 karma

First thing I thought about as well. Damn, that was an annoying read.

SuccumbedToReddit76 karma

No answer, which is your answer: Nothing.

SuccumbedToReddit53 karma

Probably rape