StrikingCrayon

Stupid question. He said he passed the tests. Of course he has.

I came to ask the impolite question of are you "conventionally attractive". Glad to see that unnecessary as pictures have been provided. Upvote all around for openness.

I stand while keeping my legs spread and put one foot on the counter. Best of both worlds. This way I can even stick a bit of the TP up my butthole and clean my sphincter.

I wish I was joking. I have a thing about having a clean butt.

Not good at epic quests. Says the guy who thinks to himself. "mmhhh I don't have a heart, maybe I'll go run a race."

How do like audible.com?