StreakyChimp

Yeah I saw the first picture and I was like "The next one can't be as bad." NOPE. "Well it can't get any worse." NOPE. And so on through the entire album. Near the end I asked myself "Why do I keep going?" And then once I finished I thought, "What the fuck is wrong with me?"

All in all, definitely belongs in /r/WTF.

For you: Are you talking to a boy or a girl?

For the kid:

• What do you learn in school?
• What is your name?
• What kind of songs do you sing?

Were you guys named the Noble 14 after Reach's Noble team?

What do you do for a living? Were you ever in fear for your life as the story was breaking? What was the initial reaction to the allegations by your superiors or military brass?

• What shows have you been in? Which one did you like best?
• Is there any video of you on Youtube?
• Do you know any of the invented language that they use for Cirque shows? Does it actually mean anything or is it just gibberish?
• Who plans the choreography / story of the shows? I was a member of my college's circus troupe and one of the toughest things was choreographing the acts and fitting them into the show as a whole.
• Are you Oli Lemieux or do you know him? If you aren't him have you ever done the trampoline wall? It's one of the coolest things I've seen in Cirque.