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Stop_staring_at_me314 karma

And 4chan

Stop_staring_at_me238 karma

Wtf we need a picture of this.

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Was not charged initially. Was told I would at least be charged with simple posession, paraphernalia, and alcohol underage - ill get to this part later. I said everything in the house was mine to try to keep my roommates from also being arrested. So I sat there in my living room as the lined everything up on the floor and just said "mine, mine, mine, mine". Until they pulled out my scale - said "I've never seen that in my life". I was lucky in that i had no weed in the house except for a small bag in my pocket when if they were there earlier there was a 1/4 lb and sometimes 5-10. They took everything except my money, I had a couple thousand in cash in one of those plastic storage bins under my bed. They spent the next 10 months trying to get my roommate to tell them I was selling weed out of the house. They would call her and ask to have a meeting with her and her lawyer in random places like Arby's. She always told me about it so I wasn't worried. Basically Va had up to a year to charge you, once they realized neither one of us were giving them the information they wanted they decided to bring us in. Special agent Robinson calls me on my cell phone while I'm at work to tell me he put out 2 warrants for my arrest and that I needed to turn myself in or they would come pick me up. All of this for him to bring us to court for just possession of weed and possession of alcohol underage 10 months after they searched my house. Ended up pleading no contest to the alcohol on a deal with the judge - he said if I stayed on probation until I finished school without getting in trouble everything would be dismissed. Took that deal immediately as it meant i wouldnt have to explain weed charges in job interviews. Graduated from college and now I have a good job that I probably wouldn't have with drug charges on my record.

Stop_staring_at_me4 karma

Funny, I did something similar. My house was getting searched but I wasn't under arrest yet. Called my mom and woke her up at 2am. Said "listen, I'm sorry but I'm about to be arrested. I'm going to put the phone down on speaker phone so you can hear what's going on."

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Just answered the guy who asked before you. Typed that on my phone while on a conference call so hopefully it makes sense.